In ancient caves frequented by mans distant ancestors are crude yet artful paintings of animals they encountered - amongst these are Aurochs making these renderings the begining of bovoworship - Mooshanka knows this and is pleased.

Over time humans created farming, cities, pollution and Facebook - Mooshanka knows this and is sorely angered.

In the fourteenth year of the humans' twenty first century in the county of Yorkshire; Mooshanka was made manifest and discovered quite by accident by a lowly drunken historian. This Mooshanka-manifest can now interact with the physical world and begin to repay the humans for the harm they've caused...